TechRadar has already solved one of humanity’s biggest post-apocalypse problems: how to brew a decent espresso after civilization ends. No power, no water mains, no problem.
So here is my question to every developer on the planet:
The world has ended. The cloud is gone. Stack Overflow is a legend told around campfires. Your AI pair programmer is offline. And the off-grid espresso machine? Someone traded it for a car battery.
Could you still ship a working software solution? Without coffee?
I am not sure about the code. I am quite sure about the bugs.
Tell me in the comments:
- What is the first thing you would build after the end of the world?
- How many lines could you write before you start looking for coffee beans?
- Tabs or spaces, now that nobody is left to argue?
#Developers #Coding #DeveloperHumor #Coffee
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